Hello friends! Did you know that today–July 28, 2017–is #NationalWaterparkDay, #NationalMilkChocolateDay, #BuffaloSoldiersDay, #NationalGetGnarlyDay, #NationalTalkInAnElevatorDay… AND #NationalSystemsAdministratorAppreciationDay?

Maybe it’s just me, but I have no idea how I’m going to adequately celebrate each of these beloved holidays in one day. (Except for the milk chocolate thing. I can definitely celebrate that.) I mean, I L-O-V-E LOVE holidays and celebrations, but this “national day” thing seems to have gotten a little out of hand.

So, I’ve complied a list of some the craziest national holidays for each month. Good luck celebrating! I’ll leave the party planning details up to you :).

JANUARY 29 – National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

Kind of ridiculous? Yes. Kind of awesome? I think so.

FEBRUARY 28 – National Tooth Fairy Day

To be honest, I’d probably be jealous of Santa and the Easter Bunny too. Let’s give the tooth fairy her own special holiday! (Also, click on the photo to read this article I found on Pinterest. My mom and dad could’ve used it, especially with poor second-child Andrew.)

 MARCH – 18 National Awkward Moments Day

(Courtesy of young Rachel)

APRIL 20 – National Lima Bean Respect Day

MAY 21 – National Take Your Parents to the Playground Day

I foresee some issues…

JUNE 18 – National Splurge Day

Donna and Tom approve.

JULY 15 – National Tapioca Pudding Day

Regular pudding step aside!

AUGUST 8 – National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day

Is this like “booing” your neighbors at Halloween, but for the summer? Or for vegetarians? Idk.

SEPTEMBER 27 – National Crush a Can Day

If anyone remembers this scene from the fabulous Mary-Kate and Ashley movie Our Lips Are Sealed, you and I should be best friends. If you want to reminisce, click no further than here.

OCTOBER 11 – National Fossil Day

Because we’re there for you, Ross.

NOVEMBER 17 – National Take a Hike Day

Interpret as you please.

DECEMBER 18 – National Answer the Telephone Like Buddy the Elf Day

Can you imagine how much fun this could be if the world took advantage of this opportunity?!


 

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